Zombies...

…if there does happen to be a zombie uprising one day we here in the UK are at a major disadvantage to the US.  For starters there are significantly less gun owners over here, and unlike in the US we couldn’t just nip to a Wallmart and loot ourselves some if there was a zombie apocalypse.  Say what you like about the US and their gun laws, they would help out against the undead.  I don’t think there’s even that many fire axes dotted about like you see in the movies, all we have are those tiny little hammer things for smashing the windows on trains.  Although it does all depend on what kind of zombies we’re dealing with.  If its the old school, slow as hell, low moaning kind then in reality someone with a good bit of sense should do OK.  Just keep yourself moving and your eyes open.  To quote Shaun of the Dead, ‘they’re zombies, they’re not all that’.  If however its these new school, fast as fuck, terrifying scream kind then that’s a whole other kettle of fish, and unfortunately, seeing as how a rage inducing virus is more likely than the dead walking the earth, its probably what we’d be up against.  Unless you happen to be lucky enough to have booked an all inclusive cruise holiday during said zombie apocalypse you’re probably going to end up a bit bitey yourself.  Maybe its just me who spends a little bit of time each day shuddering in fear and trying desperately to think of ways to survive, but I feel it is time well spent…maybe.